Words to exercise my mouth......

My word of the day is DETAILS! I just had to make a list of the lists I need to make before I leave. A list of lists. And then I actually have to do the things on these lists, which is why I have been avoiding these lists. Once I write all this down, then I will actually have to do it!!!!!!! So, I'm going to take a nice trip down Fantasy Lane.
What if, instead of me even having to make my own lists, I had a personal assistant to do this for me???? My personal assistant would be named Al, because her parents named her something atrocious like Aloquin, and she can't stand that, so she goes by Al. (Tisk tisk to all of you that assumed Al would be a man. Let's be gender neutral since this is my Fantasy World.) Al would know me so well I wouldn't even have to tell her what I need on my lists. And she would make them on nice paper with purple ink in ledgible (but not gross and twirly) handwriting. And the pieces of paper wouldn't get all crumply and worn out like my lists do.
Here comes my favorite part:
After making the lists, my life would be miraculously organized. Al would follow the tasks on the list, and I would be packed completely correctly with all of the appropriate items in my carry-on, and my important documents would be copied and in a folder for Mykle, and I would be packed in a medium sized suitcase that won't be too bulky but will allow for all of my stuff. Al would know what things I was overlooking, and what things I won't need even though I'm packing. She would know what shoes I should bring, and whether I want to buy new socks. She would tell me it's ok that I just spent $20 getting my eyebrows waxed, b/c it is vitally important taht my brows are shaped and smoothed for this trip.
But even more important than all of this, Al would make me feel like I accomplished all of this, and didn't need a personal assistant to do all of this, but she still did all of it so I wouldn't have to. I would feel independent, ambitious, satisfied, and super productive.
Shoot, I wish Al were a man after all. I would marry him.